Visited The Elsy (LCBO) today. I notice that while they're knifing each other over toilet paper at the Walmart across the parking lot, here everything is calm. People believe that Water and wipes are essential, booze some kind of peripheral benefit. These people are fools! Give it a couple of weeks, when they have all been forced to spend time at home WITH THEIR CHILDREN! No Porn. No sports but for UFC fighting and repeats of Ali vs.Antonio Inoki They will cry out for the sweet darkness that alcohol brings!
I will liquidate my stock of toilet paper on the toilet paper Dark Net, buy Pabst up the yin-yan and in April gouge these pathetic yokels until they squeal! BOOYAH!
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Friday, March 13, 2020
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Life In Scarborough: The Plague Journal, Day I
This evening at the local Metro I saw something resembling "panic buying". Not quite at that point. Nobody got violent. More like the kind of lineups you see before the Superbowl or a long-weekend. Except everyone, everyone, was buying toilet paper and bottled water. Nobody was buying beer.
Which doesn't make any sense: you buy toilet paper and bottled water when you're expecting the Zombie apocalypse, or basic services to fail, not when you're expecting a sharp economic downturn.
I wonder if these people know something I don't?
Which doesn't make any sense: you buy toilet paper and bottled water when you're expecting the Zombie apocalypse, or basic services to fail, not when you're expecting a sharp economic downturn.
I wonder if these people know something I don't?