The first thong-shot of a Liberal Leadership contender has appeared, and its Iggy himself, hiding behind a painfully fake mustache. Luckily, the photog posted it anonymously, so I get to keep my $5.00 prize.
Note, however, that Iggy is not, repeat not, wearing the official red "I'm Liberal" thong, but some tacky yellow number. Is he ashamed to wrap his schlong in the party colours? If so, should he even be running for leader? Honest to God, this is way more serious than the Bob Rae "wrong colored sign" scandal reported by Ted earlier this morning! Any momentum Iggy might have possessed has surely been stopped cold by this scandalous revelation.
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