I missed this one, apparently, but on March 1st, Stockwell Day was keynote speaker at the 2007 annual fundraising dinner for the Kawartha Wild Turkeys chapter of the National Wild Turkey Federation (they're Turkey hunters).
No word as to what was one the menu.
Hopefully this is the kind of story where the punchlines write themselves, because I can't think of any.
Clearly, they missed the one on the stage...
ReplyDeleteDid Doris Day talk turkey or was "he the turkey"?
ReplyDeleteThis should be clarified because both fit well.
Did Stockwell Day's invitation read: "Your attendance at our dinner would be most welcome."?
ReplyDeleteHe's a pretty skinny and gamey bird, but he if he offers... saves a bullet!