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Thursday, May 03, 2007

The Next Item On The Agenda

...now that the HOC has made Shane Doan an endangered species, is to save Bigfoot:

So says Canadian [Conservative] MP Mike Lake who has called for Bigfoot to be protected under Canada's species at risk act, alongside Whooping Cranes, Blue Whales, and Red Mulberry trees.

Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against Bigfoot. In fact I've admired him ever since he did that great work in those beer commercials circa 1983. But, as a few people have pointed out, there's a war on and we've got a planet to save. If this is the kind of initiative that we can expect from Canada's New Government into its second year in office, then I think its clear they really have "run out of script", and now that their much coveted majority is gone, gone, gone, they are flailing about madly for direction and coherence. (a point also made here in a normally Tory-friendly space.)

6 comments:

  1. I suspect Bigfoot is being terrribly exploited by The Man(tm) as he is no working at a low-paying service job at Boston Pizza, if the ads are to be believed.

    But this makes perfect sense for the Tories - they are often trying to protect non-existant creatures via legislation. Creatures like the poor hard-luck Oil Company, the religious leader forced to perform a gay marriage and the $100 per month childcare spot...

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  2. Anonymous9:36 AM

    We finally have it! The Conservative's long-hidden secret agenda!!

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  3. Anonymous9:43 AM

    I would urge all those like myself who are completely outraged by this attack on a Canadian that has been cleared by an investigation already to contact the chief architect, Denis Coderre and his chief supporter Ken Dryden to register your displeasure. Remember if they can nail this person to the cross of political correctness just think what they could do to us…

    Denis Coderre;

    Parliamentary Office:
    656-D Centre Block
    Ottawa ON K1A 0A6

    Phone: (613) 995-6108
    Fax: (613) 995-9755
    Email: coderd@parl.gc.ca

    Constituency Office:
    4975 Charleroi St
    Montreal North QC H1G 2Z2

    Phone: (514) 323-1212
    Fax: (514) 323-2875
    Email: coderd1@parl.gc.ca

    You can reach Ken Dryden;

    Hill Office
    Telephone:(613) 941-6339
    Fax: (613) 941-2421
    EMail: Dryden.K@parl.gc.ca

    Constituency Offices
    845 Wilson Avenue, Suite 202
    Toronto, Ontario
    M3K 1E6

    Telephone: (416) 638-3700
    Fax: (416) 638-1407

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  4. Oh the outrage! How dare Mike Lake do his job and present a petition on behalf of one of his constituents to Parliament.

    He should be more like the Liberal challenger in his riding and lie to his party about his past and his qualifications.

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  5. Anonymous11:46 AM

    Bigfoot is working on an oil rig NW of Edmonton, making $75/hour . . .

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  6. Anonymous2:31 PM

    k relaxx atleast Mike Lake is doing what the majority of people in his riding want.His Liberal challenger Farhan Chak is written things against Jews and Hindus shot at a nightclub lied about his qualifications

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