Scientists have now, employing advances in medical sciences and accounts from lucky survivors, ranked and phenomenologically characterized the various ways of dying. Without going through the whole list, burning to death sounds like it totally sucks. On the other hand, decapitation (unless it was done slowly, with something like a handsaw), or falling from a great height and having your heart explode on impact, seem fairly painless. And they didn't include the one I've always thought must be the absolute worst, which is being stung to death by killer bees.
Otherwise I don't really have a favorite.
I think I prefer decapitation. At least you can freak people out staring at them for 30 seconds after.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ Anoy
ReplyDeleteIn my sleep.(chicken)
ReplyDeletedeep diving.
ReplyDeleteVaporised in less than a second at ground zero of a nuclear attack. Quick, obviously painless, and no messy residue or embarrassing tatty underwear left behind.
ReplyDeleteI think canadian comic mike mcdonald had it dead to right...
ReplyDelete"quick and painless...emphasis on quick...I can take some pain as long as it's quick"
Not diving from a plane and realizing your 'chute won't open'.
Best way to die is falling into a black hole. You can prove that, under certain circumstances, you'll die before the neural pain signals have a chance to reach your brain.
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"A reasoned, measured response from Dion?"
ReplyDeleteMore like whining about how unfair it is, and what a superb leader he would be.
Evidently Anon at 2:28 considers "a reasoned and measured response from Dion" to be his preferred introduction to Ceiling Cat.
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