"MISSOULA, Mont. - A college student accused of shoving a pumpkin pie into the face of a shopping-mall Santa Claus has been charged with misdemeanour assault. Clint Westwood, 22, said he 'lightly smooshed' the pie into the man's face Wednesday and shouted, 'What do you think of that, Santa?' "
A note to readers, I'll be starting the 2nd edition of my own personal War Against Xmas over the next couple of weeks. Upcoming posts may include:
Santa Claus and the Gay Agenda
Santa Claus And The Collapse of the Subprime Mortgage Market
Santa Claus: Cannibal Killer?
Stay tuned.
Clint Westwood, Is that his real name?
ReplyDeleteShould not his statement after his actions been "Go ahead make my holiday season"?
Is Clean Harry starting a war on Christmas?
Unless Mr. Westwood is in the habit of regularly having pumpkin pies smooshed into his own face and smooshing them into the faces of willing participants, I don't think he's in a position to judge whether or not it was a light shmoosh.
ReplyDeleteLove the pic. As an inveterate Grinch, I'll be looking forward to your War on Xmas®.
ReplyDeleteRR,
ReplyDeleteGood idea. That might be worth a post: trying to decide which is worse, the Reggae version of Silent Night or those dogs that bark Jingle Bells.
Tell you what; just totally ignore Christmas and STFU.
ReplyDeleteIS THERE NO ESCAPE?
ReplyDeleteYeah, suicide. Go for it.
Christmas becomes so much more tolerable when everyone you know agrees they're fed up with the gift-giving. It's the shopping that makes the season royally tedious, which includes having to listen to the stupid Christmas music that's about to send Flaming Panties to the top of a university tower with an AK-47.
No one is forcing you to celebrate Christmas. If you don't like it, fine. Stay out of the stores for the next month. Quit bitching. But DON'T tell OTHERS that they have to change THEIR behaviour because of you.
ReplyDeleteHow big is your ego anyway?
Santa should have shoved a .38 into the guys stomach and asked him how he liked that.
ReplyDeleteThey started playing Christmas music at work today. It's only December 3. Thank God I'm headed for Manitoba for two weeks. I won't be at work to listen to that shit when it gets really bad.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll buy myself a massive crucifix, replete with red coloured blood leaking from JC's wounds, and prop it up in front of my cubicle. Someone will complain about the overtly religious symbolism, and ALL Christmas shit will be banned from the workplace.
Hey, don't get me wrong. I like Christmas. I just hate the fucking music.
Oh, Ti-Guy, where were you on Saturday at 11:00 a.m.? Not at Carlingwood mall, that's for sure.
You know, people are getting sick of all this anti-Christmas bile spewing from you secular retards. Lucky for you, you're cowardly attacks on a TRUE religion of peace - Christianity - will not result in you being imprisoned or beheaded, as might happen if you treated some other unnamed religion to such disrespect.
ReplyDeleteLearn how to shut up when something isn't any of your business.
I can just feel the Christian agape coming off that last comment.
ReplyDeleteI feel blessed.