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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Politics Will Do That To You

Ottawa has been bestowed the dubious distinction of "least sex[xx]y" city in Canada by FastLife.ca, which claims to be the country's largest speed-dating service.

Not surprised. Look what they got in the way of man flesh.


I'm also not surprised that Winnipeg came in as "most sexxxy". After all, there's not alot else to do...make that nothing else to do...and in any case compare the local talent.





See? Much better.

7 comments:

  1. Not true. Other than boring bureaucrats in Ottawa, it is far more sexxy than Winnipeg. Winnipeg is boring. Unfortunately too many poor folks on the streets panhandling all the time.

    I should add that people are very nice and friendly in Winnipeg. But that is more Miss hospitality thing.

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  2. Whoever thought up the concept of "Speed Dating" should be interned...along with that American who decided to brand herself and use marketing techniques to find herself a mate.

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  3. I would have thought the Maxime and Julie show would have bumped up Ottawa several notches.

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  4. Paul, I think he was mostly nailing her in Quebec. Anyway, its a proven fact that when men come over the Hull/Ottawa border, they spontaneously lose their erections.

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  5. bigcitylib, you're bad. I crossed that bridge many times. No such association exists. :) Ok Hull is more fun.

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  6. Anyway, its a proven fact that when men come over the Hull/Ottawa border, they spontaneously lose their erections.

    I don't think little Paulie S. should be exposed to such talk.

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  7. Your ignorant slag about Winnipeg (must be because it's a Western city) is unfounded. Clearly you've never been there, but backing up your opinions with facts or experience isn't your style, is it.

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