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Friday, August 15, 2008

Work For Which I Would Gladly Volunteer

Mariah Carey lives up to her diva reputation as she employs TWO people to towel her dry.

Reminds me of that joke from "What's New PussyCat". Woody Allen explains that he's found work helping the girls dress and undress at a Parisian strip club. When it is noted that 100 francs a week is not much of a wage, Woody says: "Yeah, but its all I could afford."

6 comments:

  1. Yeah, Woody Allen is good at dressing and undressing little girls. Did he not undress his own stepdaughter and then married her. Mariah Carey kind of looks gross in this picture.

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  2. Changed the pic. Can't do nothin about Woody, however.

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  3. LoL, great pic. Now I will volunteer too. Oh, well, Woody is Woody and nothing can be done about that.

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  4. To be fair she was of age when she began her affair with Woody. That makes the relationship legal, but only slightly less creepy.

    As for Mariah, she'd be fun as long as she wasn't talking.

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  5. She was of age when public found out. Only Woody knows how long he had been changing and bathing her.

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