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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

File Under "Sucks To Be Poor", or: Why Bono's Midlife Crisis Looks A Bit Different Than Yours

Here's his.Here's Yours:
Shoulda learned to play the guitar/shoulda learned to play them drums.

3 comments:

  1. Now, now. Those women are simply poor. Look how poorly clothed they are. Bono is helping them take a bath. What a kind man.

    That bottom photo reminded me of

    http://rcrdlbl.com/files/rblog_images/predator.jpg

    BTW, my midlife crisis isn't going so bad.

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  2. Is it your birthday, BCL?

    A little perspective is in order. I'm sure people have envied Jack Abramoff and Conrad Black but to end up in the slammer at that stage of your life must suck too.

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  3. For every Bono there's someone like this:

    Q: What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?

    A: Homeless

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