Longer than a bus and weighing up to 1.5 tons, this monster snake has emerged from the depths of hiss-tory.
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One expert said: "It would make today's biggest pythons and anacondas seem cuddly."
Umm, they actually ARE cuddly, stupid expert. And they taste like chicken.
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One expert said: "It would make today's biggest pythons and anacondas seem cuddly."
Umm, they actually ARE cuddly, stupid expert. And they taste like chicken.
(Note: Best article I can find on this is from the NY Times. The Globe piece is nice as well.)
If you think snakes are cute and cuddly it can only mean you've been sleeping with Stephen Harper and are looking to trade up.
ReplyDeleteGreat pictures of the fossilized vertabrae on the tube last night - each bigger than the hands holding them.
ReplyDeleteHey. stop dissing snakes by comparing them anywhere NEAR Harper. Sadly, he's a hominid. Maybe of the sub-species 'homo ideologous rigidus'. Prodigious poo-flingers.
ReplyDeleteSmooth scaled snakes are da bomb.