Grit Girl Shows Up, Even If Stephen Harper Doesn't

A couple of updates on the burgeoning international scandal known as the Locked Latrine Affair.

1) There will NOT be a 3rd reshoot of the G20 group photo after Harper missed the 1st one and both Silvio Berlusconi and Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono went missing from the 2nd. Way to screw up history on behalf of Canada, Prime Minister Dickhead.

2) Apparently, while the PMO claims that Harper missed the photo-op because he was being briefed by an aide, BBC insists it was because he was "stuck in the loo" while history was being made. But if you think about it, these are not mutually exclusive possibilities.

Think about it, but try not to picture it in your head.

Update: Canadian goals met at G20, claims Prime Minister Stephen Harper. "I am feeling quite relieved," said the PM. "Unburdened, as it were."