Overheard In London

"WTF have you been?"

"In the Little PM's Room. Stay away from the curry in this town."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. Creeps up on you, y'know?"

"Feel Better now?"

"Oh yeah! Oh...YEAH! Anything happen while I was away?"

"Russians annexed Baffin Island. Nothing up there but polar bears and Eskimos."

"Any of them vote for me?"

"Nah."

"So fuck 'em. Hey, is this a smile?"

"Uhh..."

"Yes or no?"

"You're trying, Stephen. You're trying."