Needed more time to spend with their family, or their pet hamster, or playing mini-golf?
Figured "Fuck it its hopeless"?
Were offered jobs in the private sector?
Were worried if they stayed any longer they might burn in Hell for all Eternity?
None of the above? All of the above?
All these Lindsay Naegles...
ReplyDeleteMarge Simpson: "Why do you keep changing jobs so often?"
Naegle: "I'm a sexual predator."