"I've never felt compelled to liken the sound of a piano to bagpipes before," confessed one shocked observer, who requested anonymity to avoid the Prime Minister's unique brand of bloody retribution. "It is as though the instrument's inherent musicality had been drained...no...manually beaten from it."""Gimme Shelter"? Gimme a break, or better yet: earplugs!" said another appalled music fan. "I'd rather hear gunshots coming from my kid's bedroom!"
at the end of the performance, Grant Lafleche stunned the crowd by giving the PM a blowjob.
ReplyDeleteI think it was subliminal channeling to the NDP. Harper's such a chess master, you think that was just an accident? You'll note too, that "Purple Rain" was playing softly in the background of Layton's presser.
ReplyDeleteat the end of the performance, Grant Lafleche stunned the crowd by giving the PM a blowjob.
ReplyDeleteInstead of roses on his piano, Harper got tulips on his organ.
Next up: Iggy playing 'Stairway to Heaven' on his trombone.
ReplyDeleteWe've had enough of that with your rusty trombone performances, Polly.
ReplyDeleteWow Polly, it's true what they say about Conservatives having poor comedic timing.
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