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Friday, February 05, 2010

Harper War Room Cranks Up Smear Machine

[Sinister music. Deep voice. Grainy footage of a deep fryer.]

Onion rings.

They’re round.

Know what else was round?

Hitler’s head.

Apparently there's 10%er in the works as well, in which the onion ring is accused of anti-Semitism.

6 comments:

  1. Too funny! Probably true though.

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  2. Apparently there's 10%er in the works as well, in which the onion ring is accused of anti-Semitism. ... and not supporting the troops.

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  3. The birth of the onion ring is also in question - could be from a recipe in the NY Times, others say of Spanish origin. The CPoC TV attack ads practically write themselves:
    Onion Ring ...just visiting.

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  4. Hmm.

    Well, if I felt badly about the Conservative garbage effort to portray Liberals as anti-semites, with Ignatieff pulling out the tired abortion card, that disdain has softened considerably.

    Other than Ignatieff's effort to resurrect the National Daycare program, regardless of the cost, the sum total of the Liberal plan appears to be:

    - call the Conservatives torturers;
    - call the Conservatives anti-democratic for the prorogue;
    - call the Conservatives anti-abortion activists.

    That's the plan.

    We have nothing to deliver but complaints.

    Nice.

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  5. ^ Exhibit "M" for why no comedian has ever come from Alberta.

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  6. Um, Gavin Crawford?

    Not only a comedian, but a gay comedian!

    I think you'd have been better off saying:

    ^ Exhibit "M" for why no comedian has ever moved to Alberta.

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