Preserve Those Tapes!!!

Because there are still questions to be answered:

1) Did Helena call PEI a "hellhole" or a "shit-hole"? Early reports were ambiguous.
2) What kind of boots was she wearing?

3) Was alcohol involved?
3) Did the process of disrobing extend beyond Helena's boots?
4) Was the "level of verbal abuse and disorderly conduct" Helena employed enough to land her time in Club Fed(though not, apparently, enough to get her booted from cabinet)?

Inquiring minds want to know.