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Saturday, December 04, 2010

Shaw TV Declares War On Xmas; BCL Steps In To Save Season

Shaw is adding its popular holiday television channel showing a crackling fireplace log to its Video on Demand service, where it can be viewed for a charitable donation.

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To access the Video on Demand (VoD) version, viewers will have to make a payment of 99 cents...

Normally I would approve of anything that makes people miserable around the holidays, but recently I've been feeling inspired by the whole wikileaks thing, and have decided that, for this season only, I will be offering a pirated version of the famous buring fireplace here at BCLSB absolutely free of charge:



You don't have to thank me. Xmas-time visiters looking for something a bit more lively can watch the alternative video below. It's got nice music:

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:54 AM

    and think of all the CO2 you have just prevented from getting into the atmosphere. You're a real Warmista, not like one of those faux greenies.

    If you go fast, maybe you can get down to Cancun for some kudos & free stuff.

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  2. I guess that's Happy Holidays from the Christmas Douche

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  3. Fred must be hitting the Christmas spirits early, and pretty hard again I guess. Though one could argue he never really slowed down since last Christmas.

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  4. Anonymous1:14 PM

    But the Christmas bombing, man, what about the Christmas bombing? You know, that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab guy, or is it Omar Farouq, or... ugh, I feel like declaring war against variant spellings.

    Also, here's for Fred: YAMAL!!!!!

    -- frank

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  5. Shaw have backtracked rather quickly:

    http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/After+outcry+from+customers+Shaw+Cable+decides+burning+yule+will+free/3926589/story.html

    Much like Harper's decision to alter O Canada once the public noticed.

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