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Sunday, April 08, 2012

Ezra's Replacement?


MONTREAL - Sun Media has started using drone technology to enhance the quality of its reporting.

"Live journalists simply aren't cutting it anymore," noted a QMI spoksperson.  "A flying robot  can flee any attempt to serve them with defamation notices.  So fuck you George Soros.  In fact the only resemblance to our live staff is that the drones also require tar-sands oil to operate."

"It's easily deployable, simple to use and can move around really quickly," the spokesperson said.  "It doesn't need to be referred to as "Mr. Wonderful", and doesn't worry about its hair.  Furthermore, with only four functioning propellers, it is less noisy than any of QMI's current roster of pundits."

2 comments:

  1. Okay, lets talk about the JEW TAX. Or lets just talk about those JEWS. I give Ezra lots of credit.

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  2. I thought we HAD been listening to Ezra's droning for years.

    (I think I am totally missing what Meir is talking about...)

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