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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

A Dear John Letter From The Heartland Institute's Joe Bast

...in which he says goodbye to all those scholars who "are feeling trepidation" at being seen on the HI website.  Joe still loves you.  Its all a big misunderstanding.  Please come home again.

2 comments:

  1. I find it IMPOSSIBLE to believe that Joe wrote that first paragraph with a straight face. Nobody is that good of an actor.

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  2. Surely they have inadvertently cut off the last line of the letter, which must have said "And if you won't come back, you are siding with the serial killers."

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