If This Ever Goes Through, I Got Dibs On "Haywood J. Blome"

Sixth Estate laments Dean Del Maestro's proposed ban on anonymous comments, missing an obvious countermeasure were it to become law.

Incidentally, P.P. "Weiner" is also a good one, because he's a real person.

PS.  Needless to say Dean Del Maestro is stupid, and his stupid idea is also stupid.  But, more than anything else, its doomed to ignominious failure.

PPS.  Yes, he is a real person.