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Monday, November 19, 2012

America Finally GETS IT!

Some 45 percent of those polled said the holiday season brings so much financial pressure, they would prefer to skip it altogether.

In other results from the same poll:

- 76% of those polled thought hucking rocks at Xmas Carolers should be legal.

- 63% suspect that their local mall Santa is either a drunk of a pedophile.

- 54% feel that Jimi's version of Little Drummer Boy is the only Xmas Carol worth listening to.  2nd is Run Run Rudolph, at 23%.  Nothing by Burl Ives clears 2%.

- 42% think that Xmas basically means you must become a bloated alchie in the name of Jesus.

- 97% felt that the dressing is the best part and who really cares about the turkey, and frankly the sweet potatoes can go fuck themselves.

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