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Thursday, April 11, 2019
Thursday, April 04, 2019
Doug Ford's OHIP Changes: A Bummer, or Not?
I'm especially wondering about his plan to cut back on pain relief for colonoscopies. I've gone through the procedure twice. First time around they hit me with a General and I still didn't pass out. I watched on a B&W TV screen as they maneuvered the probe up and down my ass. It was like watching a guy wandering through a big sewer system with a cheap flashlight. I pointed at the TV and asked what's that and the doctor said motherfucker you're awake you must really know your way around narcotics! But I don't remember any actual pain, so maybe I'm with Doug on this one.
Mind you, they also want to cut funds for pain relief when they remove the polyps they find during the colonoscopy. I didn't have polyps, but from what I hear what they do is they stick the end of the probe in some liquid oxygen so its really cold, they nail the polyp with the cold end so it freezes/burns like a wart, but one that's up your ass. And then they send another probe with snippers at its end to snip the thing off.
So I think Doug loses me here.
Mind you, they also want to cut funds for pain relief when they remove the polyps they find during the colonoscopy. I didn't have polyps, but from what I hear what they do is they stick the end of the probe in some liquid oxygen so its really cold, they nail the polyp with the cold end so it freezes/burns like a wart, but one that's up your ass. And then they send another probe with snippers at its end to snip the thing off.
So I think Doug loses me here.