What He Must Have Gone Through!

The shorter Christian Paradis: in rural Quebec, when a Minister loses his garment, the plebes purchase him another. What's wrong with these uppity cityfolk?

Christian Paradis: I Dub Thee Elitist

Worth over Five Biggys, worth $900--sir, your coat is still worth more than my car. And you would still appear in it at a Tims? Shame, sir, shame!

Renogate Scandal Update: Christian Paradis Owns a $5,000 Coat?

That's more than my car cost. Der Volk won't be happy. It's definitely not the kind of coat you'd wear to drink the peoples' coffee at Tim's. In fact, that's even alotta coat to be wearing for a cup of the gay stuff at Starbucks. No, you'd only wear a $5,000 coat to drink seriously uppity coffee; they probably wouldn't let the likes of you and me into a place that serves coffee that elite.

Note: 5Gs is alot even for cashmere; this baby comes in at under four large, and its the most expensive one I could find.

Renogate!!!

OTTAWA—A consultant hired by the federal government to smooth out disagreements in a controversial Parliament Hill renovation donated money to attend a Conservative fundraiser, The Canadian Press has learned.

I'm betting that Paradis is eventually forced to step down, and Chris Selley steals my headline tomorrow without giving me credit.