BCLSB Exclusive: Draft Version Of Peter Mackay's Facebook Statement On Women!

Peter Mackay recently issued a Facebook statement on that whole "women issue".  I have been able to access, via secret backdoor channels and a mole within the CPC establishment, an early version of that statement, before government spin-doctors got to it and, as they say, "softened the message".

Justice Minister Peter MacKay Notices That Each Of His Fingers Is, Like, Totally Different

Just before announcing that the government's attacks on Justin Trudeau over marijuana legalization have failed and he will be introducing copy-cat legislation very soon.  Later on, MacKay plans to "spin some early Floyd and just chill".

The Gaffes Of Mackay: A Brief Compendium

Working backwards from the most recent:

July 2012: Peter Mackay forgets who we fought against  in War of 1812

April 2012: Peter Mackay is outsmarted by bureaucrats.

January 2011: Peter Mackay forgets where California is.

February 2010: Peter Mackay brings CFL Football to Moncton for a day: cost 1.5 mil

January 2010: Peter Mackay forgets who his friends are.

January 2009: Peter Mackay seen  kissing a dude.

September 2008:  Peter Mackay forgets where Arctic Ocean is.

February 2007: Peter Mackay forgets where Peter Mackay is.

I Give It Six Months

 
OK, maybe eight months, because she is resplendently hot, even if she appears to be wearing a menorah (or maybe some kind of chandelier) in each ear.

...but, as Freud used to joke, the thing about carrying an umbrella is that eventually you take a cab.  And Peter MacKay is not a patient man.

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PS. My wife suggests he's trying to marry into money.

In That He Couldn't Find His Ass With Both Hands

Peter MacKay has a "coordination problem".