Some 45 percent of those polled said the holiday season brings so much financial pressure, they would prefer to skip it altogether.
In other results from the same poll:
- 76% of those polled thought hucking rocks at Xmas Carolers should be legal.
- 63% suspect that their local mall Santa is either a drunk of a pedophile.
- 54% feel that Jimi's version of Little Drummer Boy is the only Xmas Carol worth listening to. 2nd is Run Run Rudolph, at 23%. Nothing by Burl Ives clears 2%.
- 42% think that Xmas basically means you must become a bloated alchie in the name of Jesus.
- 97% felt that the dressing is the best part and who really cares about the turkey, and frankly the sweet potatoes can go fuck themselves.