In Which I Am Suddenly A Lot Poorer

My RRSP statement came in the mail yesterday and I am out nearly $30,000. I've always just let my funds sit while many of my colleagues at work call for portfolio adjustments on a monthly or even weekly basis. I'm wondering if I should be more active in this regard, or whether I should just cash the whole thing and invest it in freeze dried noodles. I could build a whole extra room out of boxes of freeze-dried noodles, board up the windows to my apartment, and hang tight until the recession is over and, presumably, I've eaten my way out of the room.

If It Got That Iranian Kid Outta Jail

...maybe it will work for me too!