Stephen Harper To Canada: I Spank You, Spank You, Spank You!

Blame Canada:


Then punish Canada:

Tourism businesses that sell to Mexican customers have been complaining the visa has caused a far larger drop in business than the recession.

“We have about 50 per cent cancellations, and now we don't have new bookings,” said Alain Paquette, sales director for bus-tour operator Amerigo Tours Inc.

Mexicans can't make last-minute travel plans for Canada, Canada is no longer a lower-hassle choice than the U.S., and the visa move has generated an anti-Canadian sentiment in Mexico, he said."

Blame Canada!!

A US Airways jet crashed landed into the Hudson River near Manhattan this afternoon, plunging its 156 crew and passengers, including one infant, into freezing waters after apparently hitting a flock of [apparently Canadian] geese.

Wonderful to see everyone safe, but if there is any residual anger among my American readers, please feel free to rename them "Freedom Geese". Up here, frankly, we regard them as a bit of an embarrassment.