You Can Crank That Amp To 11 All You Want, Boyo

...but eventually you have to play something. The first use of the Tory war-room is shockingly content free. Most important line in the piece is the quiet little lament at the end

However the [Conservative] party did not announce any plans of its own during the press conference.

Presumably CPoC's gonna run some kind of policy out the speakers eventually, otherwise the press-corp is gonna get tired of this pre-dawn stuff pretty quick.

Update: Kady the Wonderbabe reports that the press-corp got tired of it on day one.