Maybe There Is A God

Focus on the Family, those arbiters and champions of Family Values™, are laying off over 20% of their staff… just in time for Christmas

Dancing naked around all those bon-fires and sacrificing that chicken must have worked! Yo, Santa!!! You're next, FATBOY!!!

H/T JJ, who has come out of retirement for this year's war on Xmas.

Guess Its Time To Rev Up The Ole Liberal War On Xmas

The Atheists claim they are not trying to offend anyone with deeply held Christian beliefs, but of course we're lying.

By the way I have it on good authority that not only was Santa black, he was morbidly obese.