Stockwell Day And His Ass

Pretty slim Pickins in Stock's latest Penticton Western column, which mostly concerns the decision of the "Westside" area in his riding to incorporate. Although Mr. Day's constant need to stress his ordinary-guyness with such remarks as

The CMT network did a super special on Merritt and the Nicola Valley that would even make an academic say “Yahoo!”

are enough to induce spontaneous eye-rolling.

And while I was researching "Westside" I found this curious remark re a player on the local soccer team:

As per Westside tradition, [he] likes to play himself out of situations tighter than Stockwell Day's ass.

...which makes me ponder how this writer can possibly know just how tight Stockwell's Ass is, and how such things are measured in the first place.