I Give It Six Months

 
OK, maybe eight months, because she is resplendently hot, even if she appears to be wearing a menorah (or maybe some kind of chandelier) in each ear.

...but, as Freud used to joke, the thing about carrying an umbrella is that eventually you take a cab.  And Peter MacKay is not a patient man.

h/t

PS. My wife suggests he's trying to marry into money.