Showing posts with label Peter Donolo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Peter Donolo. Show all posts

Friday, December 11, 2009

They'll Always Have Sexxxy

Partly its the craggy good looks, partly the look of steely arrogance that says "I conquered with Chretien while you sucked left hind titty with Paul Martin"--but for the most part I'd say its the awesome trench-coat that makes Peter Donolo look so sexxxy. That trench coat is worth more than my car. I asked my wife for a trench coat like that for Xmas and she said the only way we could afford it is if I died and she collected the insurance. So apparently I'm getting a George Foreman grill, and that's that. In any case, use the picture below for comparison purposes. It reeks of total non-sexxxiness:








How can the LPoC keep losing to these guys?

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Tory Support Fluctuates Randomly, New Poll Suggests!

I can't make heads nor tails of the methodology behind The Globe and Mail/CTV Strategic Counsel nightly polls of battleground ridings, but I'm sure they involve Peter Donolo examining the entrails of a chicken and writing headlines based on the condition of its liver.

The guy from Impolitical can explain why this poll is meaningless better than I. Let me just say that of all the meaningless polls released during this election cycle, Strategic Counsel's is by far the most meaningless.