Rob Ford And White Trash

 Try and read the story through the link below and NOT think of the theme from Deliverance, which I would render in text as follows:

Dingalingningningning...ning...ning...ning.
Dingalingningningning...ning...ning...ning.
Dingalinganinganing...Dingalinganinganing....Dinalinganinganinganinganinganinganing...!

...and etc.

I swear to God: before Rob Ford's first term is out he will tell somebody to squeal like a pig.