Tories, Liberals Same Old Story (Both Flog Porn)

Alberta Conservatives want you to hunt the "Fleshjack"--Federal Libs want you to buy the "Fleshlight".

Why can't we all just get along? (I've looked at 'em and they might actually be the exact same sex toy)

PS. And the NDP just wants you to fondle their pamphlets. They're still wondering what mystery why lies beneath a woman's corset.

Tories Use Porn Star In Youth Advertising

Here's the Tory Ad:

And here's where they found their girl:

Wonder what she's looking at? It seems terrifyingly huge, and its frankly hard to imagine something like that belonging to a Conservative. (Except maybe to Stockwell Day who, I am told, is hung like a horse).

h/t to Jason, who never visits porn sites but apparently knows someone who does.

Update: Contrary to some of my commentors, there is no contradiction between being a girl in a stock photo and being a porn star. You might say our girl became a porn star the moment she appeared on the porn site. The definition of the term "porn star" is very loose. Girls have said to me, "Jesus, BCL, you're a regular porn star. I should be paying YOU."

I would never correct them.