This is not John Tory's real hair:
UPDATE: OMG! OMG!! OMG!!! That's NOT John Tory, its moderator Gord Martineau, who looks astonishingly like a young John Tory with terrific hair. My bad. Obviously the above no longer applies. My apologies to both John and Gord. And especially my apologies to Mr. Martineau's hair, which I have absolutely no reason to think is not 100% natural.