I have written about Longos most permissive and excellent samples policy here.
The problem is they stop giving out samples sometime after 4 PM. Yet people come in after 4 and there are NO SAMPLES and they are HUNGRY!!! They might be walking around thinking HEY THAT LOOKS GOOD IF I JUST HAD A SAMPLE FOR VERIFICATION PURPOSES I JUST MIGHT buy IT!!! Or they might be looking to stuff their faces. But whatever. THESE PEoPlle Are Hungary!!!! So I think I've spotted a gap in Longo's business model. So I'm going to tell them about it. And in doing so I am NOT JUST MOOCHING!! I am helping to perfect GLOBAL MOTHERFUCKING CAPITALISM!Of which whom among us does not love?