But Sir, Who May I Screw?

The problem with the Tories new sexual consent law:

Kirsten said it's common for girls aged 15 and 16 to date men five or more years older - she did it at 16.

"It's still going to go on," says Kirsten, who asked that her last name not be used. "No one's going to tell on you unless it's a horrible relationship. But it might make you a little more cautious."

And of course all 15 year old boys want to nail their French teacher.

Good News! You Can Still Bop That Cheerleader!

15 Male and Horny? Wondering what Amy Lou on the college Cheerleading squad looks like naked? Wanna nail her in the women's showers after class on Tuesdays, so hard that you shake loose a few wall tiles? Well, for the time being at least, she can't use that lame "But I'll be sent to prison!" excuse. Because the Tories age of consent legislation has died on the order paper.

A solution in search of a problem, Bill C-22 was a small chunk of red meat thrown to the Tories SoCon base, who apparently don't see any contradiction between lamenting low birth rates among whites and trying to stop teenagers from screwing.

She's Still Legal!