Wednesday, July 14, 2010

How To Gain Momentum In Canadian Politics

Go to Alberta, tell them their cowboy boots suck, their leader smells like the devil, and their dirty oil shall not sully the West Coast ; have your campaign bus stall on the road, thus unleashing all sorts of unfortunate metaphors.

Hey Presto! You're within three points of the ruling Torys! Gloriousness will out!

11 comments:

Terence said...

Just goes to show you the people out there are smarter than your blogs....LOL

Shiner said...

Hey, Harper got to be Prime Minister by telling Canadians they blow goats, whatever works! Odd little country we got here.

bocanut said...

Steal money from the taxpayers of Canada,give the finger to voters in BC,say anything and everything will be forgiven as long as it's in the Liberal quest to regain power.
Something's never change

R. G. Harvie said...
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R. G. Harvie said...

Hence the reason I harken back to this bastion of Liberalism.. a good sense of humour.

My morning dedication to Mr. Ignatieff:

"Broke Down Engine Blues"

Shiner said...

give the finger to 20% of the voters in BC

Fxd.

Gene Rayburn said...

Ah Bocanut, the plentyoffish profile must not be working for you so you've decided to entertain us with your bastardized retconned version of history.

Nice. Hows the bbq and too-tight hawaiian shirt doing?

RuralSandi said...

bocanut - the brain of a coconut.

What an inspirational comment there coconut. Did you think for hours to come up with that statement? You must be tired.

double nickel said...

Remember ladies, Boca is single, and would be quite a catch!

Gene Rayburn said...

Ah yes a romantic bbq dinner behind the doublewide discussing NEP and libertarian conspiracy theories. Romance!

RuralSandi said...

double nickel - I think the ladies deserve to know why he's still single. Would only be fair.