Friday, December 17, 2010

Blow It Our Your Ass, Charles Adler

I hate it when Conservatives try and act nice. But that's what this stupid Xmas season does to people, which is why I hate it too.

Anyway, I'm off to Walmart this morning to verbally abuse a few mall Santas. They can get fired if they throw a punch. The old "But you're not really Santa!" trick usually does it, especially if they've been drinking.

6 comments:

Tof KW said...

Calling them a big fat elf (the department store Santa, not Alder) is good too. Not sure why it ticks them off so, Santa is a big fat elf; but they do take it personally.

Omar said...

Give one of those Salvation Army 'xmas ball' panhandlers a kick for me while you're there as well. Their generosity comes with waaay to high a price as far as I'm concerned.

double nickel said...

That was such a heartwarming letter! i immediately stood up at my desk and sang Oh, Canada at the top of my lungs. There were tears streaming down my face at the time.

Paul S said...
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Paul S said...

Doesn't sound like the war on Xmas is going all that well this year.

Oh well, as some kind of consolation, lefties can always savour the "landmark agreement" that was signed at Cancun.

Terence said...

jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to ride on one horse sleigh.......