Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Kory Teneycke Talks Ford Nation Cancellation: The Secret Draft Statement
The verdict is in! Ford Nation sucked monkeys! Kory Teneycke has made an official public statement, but I have been given a secret recording, which I believe to be genuine, of what is purported to be a dictation of the first draft of this statement. As you can see, it is quite different from the amended version.
The Fords are "great TV but not necessarily great TV hosts," [Sun News vice-president Kory] Teneycke said. "Also, Canadian "Crappy" Tire just told me if their ads were associated with this pile of chicken shit they would send in their lawyers pronto. I am so fucked. Just...so...totally. Mom and dad, out there in Theodore Sask where I grew up and tried so hard to get out of...where cow-tipping is not an urban myth. It looks like I'm coming home and if you need me to sleep out in the barn, than I'm OK with that.
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