Showing posts with label Adolf Hitler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adolf Hitler. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hitler Banned!



Can't see how this isn't a violation of somebody's copyright, but it is funny.

Monday, February 04, 2008

It's Official! Hitler's Brain Endorses Liberal Private Member's Motion!!!

From the deep dark jungles of Brazil, the disembodied brain of Hitler speaks out on M-446, Liberal MP Keith Martin's private member's motion to gut Canadian Civil Rights Legislation.

"Cheeze Und Kkkrackers! Dis motion Vill Be Und "Get Out Of Jail Vrrree Card" vor my leetle Canadian Nazi Bruzzers! Keith Martin izz my kind er leetle "brown guy"!" Take me to Kkkanada, zzen, vere dey are zzzoft und vee Nazzis!
Background is here und here.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Did A Boil On the Ass Drive Marx To Marxism?

Or perhaps one on the genitals?

LONDON (Reuters) - Karl Marx, who complained of excruciating boils, actually suffered from a chronic skin disease with known psychological effects that may well have influenced his writings, a British expert said on Tuesday.

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The bourgeoisie will remember my carbuncles until their dying day," Marx told Friedrich Engels in a letter from 1867.

Funny are the twists and turns of history. If they'd had acne cream back in the 19th century, Karl might have been able to laugh and dance and sing like the rest of us, and might have collected butterflies instead of agitating for world-wide revolution.

Similarly with Hitler. If he hadn't cut his original mustache to cram his face into the gas-masks they used during WWI, Germany would never have fallen under his evil spell. He would have looked too dorky.