Which One Was Banging The Gov.?

My favorite's Julia here, but they're all nice.

(Story from Fox)

Tory Turmoil In Mississauga!

The Mississauga East-Cooksville Conservative Party executive have a problem. Bi-lingual, well-travelled, tv host Melissa Bhagat is willing to run for them, but they're not sure they want her:

February 22, 2008 12:28 PM - Nine directors of the Mississauga East-Cooksville Conservative Party executive have resigned in protest over the hasty process used by party leaders to select their riding's candidate in the next federal election.

One of the nine party Rebs, Charles W. Conn, has gone public with his issues re Ms. Bhagat, and frankly they seem to run a bit deeper than mere process:

Inflicting us with a Party-selected candidate who has been rejected by the Liberals, both provincially in Brampton Centre and federally in Brampton Springdale, and who was not welcomed by the PC's provincially, is an invitation to disaster. Doing so, so soon after the Tory rape of Mississauga South in the recent provo election, where the PC's inflicted Liberal-reject Peterson on the EDA, will confirm that the Tory brand stands for top-down dictatorship and callous contempt for members and citizens in Mississauga. It will also ensure continued victories for Liberals in Mississauga for years to come.

MEC members deserve a better candidate than a Liberal reject, from Brampton.

Whoa there, Charles! Grab some couth!

Reminds me of this, except that since here its an ex-Lib rather than an ex-Tory, I find it easier to see the humorous aspect.

Boobies And Geopolitics

From George W's Africa Trip. Hey, if you're looking for "classy", wait for Cherniak to post something.

Chris Allen: Christian, Climate Change Skeptic, Boob Grabber

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Most people know Chris Allen as the weatherman on Inhofe's list of deniers who blamed global warming on God. However, his other claim to fame is this youtube video, in which he fondles a giant digital tit. God may look harshly on Mr. Allen for this but, as for the rest of us, who can blame him?

Now I'm A Denier Now!

She Signed It Too!

I got my package from Access To Energy today, or the Oregon Institute for Science and Medicine, or whatever they've been calling themselves lately. If the names don't ring a bell, these are the guys behind the Oregon Petition, a petition signed by 20,000 or so "scientists" opposed to the Global Warming consensus that circulated during the late 1990s. Some of these scientists included Perry Mason and Dr. Geri Halliwell.

Well, the Oregon Petition is back, and I have joined those brave dissenters against the U.N. greenshirts led by that fat enviro-bastard Al Gore.

Here's how I did it. I contacted A. Robinson (by mail) when I heard the petition was up and running again, and told him that I was professional statistician, which is true in the same sense that the manager of your local McDonald's is a professional chef. I told him that I was appalled at the deterioration of the Scientific Method in the hands of Climate Scientists, and in particular complained about the promiscuous employment of "cubic spleens", which I referenced to a paper I found on a website--some glacier guy (2004), I think it was.

(I should say that although I was previously aware that "cubic spleens" were a form of statistical filter, when I googled them afterwards I was surprised that they were not at all boxlike in shape, so the whole "cubic" thing eludes me. Furthermore, they only come in black and gray. Very disappointing.)

And yesterday morning my package finally arrived!

And I'll tell you something, its a sweet looking package. The only thing missing is a picture of a half naked girl signing the petition, which would convey the impression that if you signed you might possibly get laid, which would carry a lot of weight with scientists (be honest, nerdlingers).

In any case, its got graphs and footnotes and the whole shebang. You science guys are going to get your ass kicked until you start publishing on glossy paper.

And the best part is, I can send for more packages and petition cards, so I can give them to all my dissident scientist friends, like my buddy professor Von Dickenstein.

I Refute You, Al Gore! I Refute You!

My Breasts Are In Your Hands

October is breast cancer awareness month and I've been contemplating appropriate messaging, something "punchy" that might work on a t-shirt, with the one above being my best shot so far.

For the older crowd I've been thinking of something less over-the-top: something short and tasteful like "I support breasts."

And for militant righties I'm considering a t-shirt/body armor hybrid, where the upper chest would be woven chain-mail and there'd be metal spikes over the nipples. Message? Maybe: "All your breasts belong to us".

Feel free to use/say any of these phrases during October without paying me (I AM trying to help, ladies! but after this month they get copyrighted and its a nickel a shot!), and if you do feel like making a donation, send it instead to the CBCN at donations@cbcn.ca.