Pre-Debate Good News Poll, And That Thing With The Tits

Albeit from a company I've never heard of (or not heard much of):

@RJMcClelland Never heard of those guys.

— Bigcitylib (@Bigcitylib2) August 6, 2015

@Bigcitylib2 They don't poll very often but have been around for at least a few years

— Robert McClelland (@RJMcClelland) August 6, 2015

Might write more about the Trudeau boobs thing later or not.  My first response is this:

@a_picazo Good argument for progressive pols to avoid pride parades, if you ask me. #cdnpoli

— Bigcitylib (@Bigcitylib2) August 6, 2015

Are pride parades safe for LPC candidates anymore or have they been taken over by the NDP?  If so I'd say skip 'em.  Stay away from them queers.

PS. I may tweet the debate tonight, or not.  I may go out and eat chicken wings with my wife and watch old UFC clips on Sportsnet 5.  It doesn't matter.  Its boring and the after-analysis is all about bubble-dwellers trying to guess what folks outside the bubble are thinking, when for the most part they are thinking about the baseball game.

Nova Scotia Is ON

Nova Scotia election on Oct. 8. During the #nspoli campaign, all projection data will be here: http://t.co/gYRwwc5HuK
— Éric Grenier (@308dotcom) September 7, 2013

I hardly ever write about Nova Scotia politics.  Who does?  But last time they had an election out there I was kinda the king maker.  This exclusive re then Premier Rodney MacDonald going and shaking his man boobs on a trampoline probably cost him the election.  And, while we're on the topic, these exclusives re the NS Liberals circulating topless photos of NDP candidate Lenore Zann probably kept them out of office.   I'm hoping for better behavior all around this time.  Can we have some issues, people?

Anyway, bottom line is don't fuck with BCLSB.  And, if anyone from team Trudeau is reading, this kind of stuff is why I deserve a Senate appointment, when you guys get in.

MacKay's New Babe

When you read read about her accomplishments, it's clear that she is far to good for him.

Anyway, the practical question is: what will Max Bernier do now? Because, lets face it, this one is far hotter.

More pics here.

Harper Goes With Hot Chicks, Iggy With Ethnics

Don Martin has written probably the most important column of the fall parliamentary session. Seriously. You wonders why I writes always about boobies and hair? Because in politics they matter more than anything, fool!

PS. Yeah, the shot of Ruby is totally gratuitous...you think....FOOL!!

Sarah Palin's Snowy Globes & The Globe Itself: Are Both Getting Hotter?

Gawker's investigation of the Sarah Palin breast implant story (did she have 'em installed? Is she still au naturel?) manages to be both professional and host several photos of Sarah looking flamingly, gawdawfully hot in a series of tight tops.

The conclusion:

Sarah's rack is within the realm of natural possibilities. But if it were a plastic intervention, I would not be surprised. The kind of woman who wears t-shirts advertising her suppleness as a teen is also the kind who ends up fighting slow southward sag of the middle age with breasts lifts and other acts of plastic violence. [Wonkette]

...which somehow reminded me of various controversies around the theory of Anthropogenic Global Warming, and especially how difficult it can sometimes be to distinguish natural variability from external forcings: solar & CO2 & cloud cover and so forth for AGW; in Ms. Palin's case, presumably silicone. Funny how the mind works.

SEE Rahim's Busty Hookers!

The women were supplied by 23-year-old Jasmine of high class escort agency Cachet Ladies.

Jasmine herself seems to be this one, but there are plenty of others. For a laugh, readers with art talents might want to "shop" their three favorite, or perhaps the three bustiest (although which three are bustiest in this context might be difficult to determine) into the photo of Rahim below:


H/T Jimbobby, who's right: I'm losing a step.

Ann Coulter: You Can See Her Bra Through That Top

Not bad. Otherwise she's got a bit of a turkey-neck. Apparently, she was at Western U., and talked about stuff. There are also a few pictures of Ezra through the link. In each one, he appears to have an erection.

Coulter Still Not Sold Out In Ottawa!

The event is free for students, but everyone (including students) must register online at http://www.coulterincanada.com/. My sources tell me that there is less than 80 seats left and they’re going very quickly

Sounds like they can't even give them away in our nation's capital. Incidentally, the non-student price is $10 which, if you want to listen to some blonde chick talk filthy, will buy you about 1/4 of an hour on a good phone line, which has certain advantages in that you can imagine the blonde chick being a little more...well...full-figured, let us say. The students of Carleton will almost certainly spend the hour in question watching free streaming videos on the intertubes. Good for them!

Leave Shelly Glover Alone

Yes, claiming to not know who Tom Flanagan is marks her as an irredeemable lightweight, but she is really quite hot. And why can't there be a few bimbos among the CPoC himbos? After all, being stupid never got in the way of this guy's political career.

If you're wondering what Shelly's up to, she's as the 40th annual "frog follies" in St. Pierre-Jolys. You can see the lucky little frog in several of the pictures. If I lived in wherever the hell that was I'd probably vote for her. Multiple times.

Just a thought: is Canada's Sarah Palin a straw-haired Amazon?

All Hail Lenore Zann!

Last night, NDP Star candidate Lenore Zann won the NS riding of Truro-Bible Hill by a good 18% point margin over her Liberal opponent. As you may know, early in the campaign, Lenore, who has starred in such movies as Def-Con 4 andVisiting Hours, suffered a Liberal Party instigated smear when topless photos of her from the tv series The L-Word were leaked to a number of NS media outlets. Party leader Stephen McNeil eventually apologized, but perhaps this set the notion of NS Liberals as scuzzy operators in the public's mind.

In any case, Ms. Zann overcame adversity to triumph in what was previously a Tory strong-hold. Congratulations, Ms. Zann! And, just to say it so it has been said and need never be said again: awesome rack, sister!

To View Homophobe And Topless Sinner

...Carrie Prejean, click here. But avert your eyes OR YOU MAY GO BLIND!!! The article mentions "images", so there may be more to come.

Her Values Are Traditional, Her Chest A Wonder Of Post-Modernism

Anti-Same Sex Marriage SoCon Princess Carrie Prejean's post-pageant career takes a turn for the weird:

In the middle of the back and forth between the organization and Prejean, one fact came out that has been seemingly lost in the in-fighting: the admission that the contest paid for Prejean's breast augmentation.

[...]

“Breast implants in pageants is not a rarity. It’s definitely not taboo. It’s very common. Breast implants today among young women today is very common. I don’t personally have them, but you know — they are.”

Well, the morality of the act aside, I can't tell the difference, although I have never seen her, as it were, "in motion", and that's usually the clincher.

Those eyes, however, definitely say "bitch" to me. Definitely.

In any case, this revelation surely deflates any chance Ms. Prejean might have in eclipsing Sarah Palin as poster-girl/POTUS candidate for the American far right.

Unless Sarah's has been similarly "augmented", although in her case it would probably be something like the installation of a bionic hand so she can fire off 10 rounds in 3 seconds flat.

Nova Scotia Liberals Smear Lenore Zann

A pointless, juvenile maneuver.

Hopefully, a photo emerges of Stephen McNeil with his schlong hanging out. Or maybe, if we're really lucky, there's a shot of this guy at a nude beach somewhere. That would be hilarious.

Mr. McNeil should apologize on behalf of his party.

(PS. And Lenore Zann is...)

Tory Candidate Roxanne James: Veteran Of The Topless Wars?

Roxanne James is the Tory candidate for Scarborough Center. I've already noted her connections to the Canada Family Action Coalition and "Defend Marriage Canada". Well, it appears that she also played a prominent role in the "Breast Wars" of the late 1990s:

It seems that a 'constitutional right to go topless' battle has begun in Canada. It started last year with the Ontario’s Court of Appeal decision that it was within the bounds of community standards for women to go barebreasted in public places. Families in Ontario have become increasingly frustrated with this ruling as during the summer one can find topless women wherever one goes. On Canada Day, Linda Meyer of Maple Ridge went topless in a public pool. She declared it her constitutional right. The police detained her and she stated that she will sue any and all levels of government if charges are laid against her. On August 13, the police received complaints about a woman cycling topless. Linda Meyer was found cycling topless east on Lougheed Highway. Her actions allegedly made heads turn and the result was a four vehicle smash up. Roxanne James of Ontario’s Keep Tops On (KTO) says 'If we don’t take a stand right now, you’re not going to believe the things you will see in five years from now on our streets'. Special interest groups and activists have taken our constitutional rights to a level where we have made a mockery of our constitution. They all scream for their rights, but nobody is willing to discuss responsibility. A society can only enjoy true freedom when rights are with balancing responsibilities.


For example, in this TO Star Story, "Scarborough businesswoman" Roxanne James complains


"Where are the laws protecting your family? In all this chaos, what's happening to my constitutional rights? I won't take my family to a public park until something is done. I want my children protected.''


And in this story she is being described as an "organizer" of a rally led by MP John Nunziata and KTO (Keep Tops On). At the time, John was planning to


...TAKE A 14,000-NAME PETITION TO JEAN CHRETIEN AND ASK FOR A NATIONWIDE BAN ON TOPLESSNESS


In the article, Roxanne says:


"With this, we may as well bring the adult magazines down from the top shelves and mix them in with the comic books."


I will be confirming all of this information with Ms. James campaign office, but she is from Scarborough and is a mother of three. And although the "Breast Wars" were more of an historical oddity than a serious political episode, if you want to know how Roxanne Jame's progonistications of doom turned out, at least in The Big City:
Nuthin'. Absolutely nuthin.

John McCain Bets On Wife's Boobs!

ABC News' Gregory Wallace and Sara Just Report: Sen. John McCain, R-Az., perhaps unknowingly, volunteered his wife for a beauty pageant on Monday that often features contestants topless -- and, occasionally, without any decency -- at the Sturgis, South Dakota, motorcycle rally.

"I was looking at the Sturgis schedule, and noticed that you had a beauty pageant, so I encouraged Cindy to compete," McCain told an audience at the rally. "I told her [that] with a little luck, she could be the only woman to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip."


Yes, but what if she loses? Vice Presidents and other members of an administration have to pass certain tests. Why not First Ladies?

With that consideration in mind, lets look at a few of the alternatives to Cindy McCain that the Miss Buffalo Chip beauty contest might throw forward.

This one can ride a mechanical bull. She's clearly tough enough to occupy the office just outside the Oval Office:



My personal favorite First Lady (were my sweet wife to, like, plotz it or something):


And runner-up:


And, speaking of Vice Presidents, here's a solid pick for the VP slot on McCain's ticket. You can bet the Iranians won't fuck with this guy.And, of course, whenever you see this kind of effervescing of the American Spirit, there's usually a Canadian or two involved:

But you know what? It's starting to work for me. The primitive, working class male inside is beginning to stir. If the Senate and House are going to remain lopsidedly Dem anyway, why not vote for the paleface geezer that's willing to show his wife's chest off to bikers over the lefty, femmy, "bring me my mirror" college boy? Quick! What were the selling points on Black Jesus supposed to be again, other than that he shines gloriously in the light of his own aura? Tell me before I go recidivist, like they do down in the American Heartland.

The Minister Prefers...

Tongues first wagged over Foreign Affairs Minister Maxime Bernier's striking companion at last summer's cabinet swearing-in, and Parliament Hill is buzzing anew with revelations she was once married to an outlaw biker and lived with another gangster murdered during a bloody turf war in the 1990s.

The divorced Bernier, 45, first began dating former model and aspiring actress Julie Couillard, 38, during the summer of 2007, and the pair caused a minor furor with her revealing attire at last August's cabinet ceremony.

And why not?

(PS. This would have been a far better story if Maxime Bernier had been, as I have always thought, a woman)

Which One Was Banging The Gov.?

My favorite's Julia here, but they're all nice.

(Story from Fox)