On Replacing The F-35

Today Bourque writes that:

Now, word that top military minds at DND HQ have been unleashed to determine potential alternatives with a view to bringing one on-stream in time to replace an aging fleet of CF-18s. Bourque has learned that two options have popped to the top of DND's wish list, the Dassault Rafale and the Eurofighter Typhoon, both incredibly advanced and lethal with twin-engined rockets that dovetail into Prime Minister Stephen Harper's desire to impose Canadian sovereignty on the Arctic frontier.

Let's compare, shall we?  First the French Jet:

Not bad.  Sharp nose, pert little body.  If it were human it would be blond and 5'2". 

Now the Typhoon:

Now there's a machine that's truly well-hung with death toys.  Eurofighter Typhoon is strong like Bull Moose!  Bust your bunker, and your momma's bunker too.  I know which one I want defending the Arctic.