Now, word that top military minds at DND HQ have been unleashed to determine potential alternatives with a view to bringing one on-stream in time to replace an aging fleet of CF-18s. Bourque has learned that two options have popped to the top of DND's wish list, the Dassault Rafale and the Eurofighter Typhoon, both incredibly advanced and lethal with twin-engined rockets that dovetail into Prime Minister Stephen Harper's desire to impose Canadian sovereignty on the Arctic frontier.
Let's compare, shall we? First the French Jet:
Not bad. Sharp nose, pert little body. If it were human it would be blond and 5'2".
Now the Typhoon:
Now there's a machine that's truly well-hung with death toys. Eurofighter Typhoon is strong like Bull Moose! Bust your bunker, and your momma's bunker too. I know which one I want defending the Arctic.
