Thursday, February 04, 2010

And An Onion Ring Shall Lead Them All


I have just joined the Facebook group Can this Onion Ring get more fans than Stephen Harper? So far we are up to 9,000 "ringers". At 10,000 the ring will make its first public statement. It is rumored that it will demand fries.
Remember, when the onion rings, answer it.

13 comments:

Lenny said...

Looking at the photos on that group page I'm guessing some agent provocateurs are already hard at work there.

sassy said...

16,312 fans as of 11:53am

Lenny - have you signed up yet? :)

Tof KW said...

Unlike the sectarian, polarizing Stephen Harper, the onion ring is a unifying figure. By design the onion ring can encompass all Canadians from coast to coast to coast. To heal our great nation, we must somehow urge the onion ring to run for public office :)

Omar said...

Yeah, but the onion ring is pretty much void of any nutritional value whatsoever. In a sense the onion ring personifies what Fatboy Harper is all about. I would have preferred to be lead by a nice falafel wrap with a side of pita and hummus :)

bigcitylib said...

Omar is a commie.

Terrence C. Watson said...

Fries? Fries!?

Why no love for the milkshake? The hotdog? As Barack Obama has demonstrated to the Americans, bipartisianship is the way to go.

The ring's greasy politics are divisive and un-Canadian.

Tof KW said...

Fries? Fries!?
Why no love for the milkshake? The hotdog?


Why do you hate onion rings Terrence? You Frieberals disgust me! :)

Omar said...

I see Stephen Harper's Facebook page has been on a slow uptick all afternoon. A little Onion Ring damage control?

Ti-Guy said...

Onion rings are the only food on Earth than can give me heartburn. Still preferable to the sensation Harper gives me in my gut.

Hey Terrence is here. I can play X degrees removed from James "ACORN pimp/G Gordon Liddy Jr." O'Keefe.

I'll start: Terrence >> associated with Western Standard >> publisher of Craig Yirush >> facebook friend of Andrew Breitbart >> patron of James O'Keefe.

In four.

Holly Stick said...

I thought I saw Stephen Harper's Facebook page link on the onion ring comments list shortly before they passed their goal. Is someone more knowledgeable about Facebook able to find out if his facebook page has friended the onion ring one or vice versa?

Ti-Guy said...

Is someone more knowledgeable about Facebook able to find out if his facebook page has friended the onion ring one or vice versa?

You're taking this too seriously and turning it to hard werk! ;)

Maybe we can get one of the trolls around here to do something useful for change. Paul S? Can you answer Holly's question? I'll give you an onion ring...

Terrence C. Watson said...

Ti-Guy,

I can do much better than that. The Leadership Institute once tried to recruit me, and I've benefited from their television training.

That's about all, though. I got a creepy vibe even back then.

Ti-Guy said...

That's about all, though. I got a creepy vibe even back then.

Too bad you weren't made of the "right" stuff. The ethics and morality supression training comes in handy for career changes later in life, whether it be for flogging salad shooters on The Home Shopping Network or for gaining an upper hand when negotiating with one's cell mate.

You also missed a golden opportunity to get on the list of who was who when the history of The Endarkenment is written.