So Pat Martin arrives in the HOC today looking disgruntled, uncomfortable. In the middle of this morning's session, during a vote on a motion to salute Canada's Crappie fishermen, he sneaks out, comes back a little bit later...at ease and smiling! Turns out his underwear was too tight, but they're better now! So what happened during the missing minutes? Nobody from the Media Party has bothered to inquire! Did Pat Martin discard his gonch? Does his junk-catcher haunt the halls of Parliament? Was he walking around all afternoon commando style?
And on issues like this is where we start to miss the Sun News Network. If they'd been around, Brian Lilley would have led in a whole team (wearing Hazmat suits!) to search for the missing, like he did when CBC lost a chair in '011. And, shit, if it had been rumored that the underwear had fled to Budapest to join ISIS, SNN would have sent David Akin over to spy out the place for a couple of weeks, staying at fine hotels, eating street food in the markets. Because SNN did news, man, don't say otherwise. And when they did news they did it hard.
I'm really starting to miss those guys.