Only If Its A Hippy

...and only they are allowed to bludgeon him to death themselves.

h/t Bourque, who's never afraid to ask the questions that matter.  Here is the source story. The fact that this kind of thing is achieving MSM status, even if its mostly in Europe, makes me wonder about the fragility of the world economy.  Why would you worry about what a co-worker tasted like if you weren't also worried about where your next meal was coming from? 

On the other hand, whack Santa as he comes down the chimney and you can probably feed your family until summer.

Stephen Harper Prepares To Eat Kid's Brain!

From Christian Conservative (the guy who kissed Melissa Bhagat), a scene from some kind of gathering where Conservatives sacrificed small children to their angry leader. If you look closely at the space between Harper's teeth, you can see another pair of jaws, like the creature from Alien.