Conservatives Employ Psychic Chick!

Remember Michelle Muntean? Stephen Harper's psychic primper? Turns out she's off the public payroll and getting her cheques straight from the CPoC. Holy Fuck! Maybe its not Iggy dragging the party down; maybe they put a spell on us!

Harper To Canada: Get Your Own Damn Psychic!

From Canoe.com:

OTTAWA (CP) - The cost to taxpayers for Stephen Harper's personal stylist is destined to remain the prime minister's beauty secret.

The NDP attempted to part the curtains blocking access to details about the public cost of Michelle Muntean's services, and who oversees her work. MP Judy Wasylycia-Leis submitted a formal question in the House of Commons that requires a government answer, but received no details.

So I consulted with the amazing Wanda here, and she gazed deep into her crystal ball. Her reading?

$9.00 an hour, and Michelle gets first crack at any meeting munchies that everyone else has left behind.

(On a slightly more serious note: stupid move on Harper's part. People will keep looking until this information comes out. Might as well volunteer it and be embarrassed just once.)

24 Sussex "Bomber" Brought Soap, Deoderant For PM

From the Ottawa Sun:

No charges are anticipated in connection with the bomb scare at the prime minister's residence Sunday, RCMP say.

Police found the man they believe was responsible for throwing a black gym bag onto the 24 Sussex Dr. property late in the afternoon.

[...]

The bag contained personal hygiene products.

Police questioned the man, who has no fixed address and was located in Ottawa.

So, a homeless man feels compelled to donate a care package of "personal hygiene products" to the Prime Minister of Canada? I guess everyone thinks they're an image consultant these days. But what exactly what are we paying Michelle Muntean for, anyway?