Advice For Mark Steyn: If You Are Serious

...lose the beard and ditch the fruity, fake Brit accent.  Yankees don't want to hear that shit.  Its OK when you're playing an intellectual come to lecture them on their colonial inferiority.  But if you want to lead 'em, you'll have to learn to talk white.  You'll also have to learn to eat "fritters" and maybe even squirrel brains.  Good luck with that.